closure of 2005
i'm so not adaptable, if one day earth dies and somehow we can get to escape to Mars for a new life, i'll be dead all the same and the 1st one.
anyway, today's last day 0f 2005, pretty okay year, lets recap, what have happened within this 1 year.....nothing much... my achievement.....piercing ears counted? ...walau,loser....
haiz, so,....
here's my top 5 movies of 2005*, not in order, too lazy to rank....
1. Kung Fu Hustle
- to me, very funny
- very cool fighting, especially the two blind musicians, the kicker, the 'fairy', the noodle uncle, the land lady, yah, basically all
- typical stephen chow, i like, so wot...
phrases to learn:
- ai shi geng tian de
- yow mo bing
- ley lok souk mou, mou em pa
2. Not Another Teen Movie
- low budget, can see that
- crude, n dirty(actually not so lah), but i like
- funny......'patrons to teeny shows will appreciate this show more (bring it on, 10 things i hate about you, grease, american beauty,never been kissed, almost famous, she's all that, n i tot mean gals, but cant be since this show is the earlier one) -----as the title suggests,it's a mock
nice n remaerkable composition of songs and poems
sample:poem -- 10 things i love about janey by ricky lipman (cant remember all, it's just sample)
i love it when janey talk, i love it when janey walk
i love it when janey bla bla, i love it when janey bla bla (repeat 3x)
i love it when janey says 'see u in english class'
i love to collect janey's strands of hair, n make them into little janey hairball
song -- like the 'Grease' style
Catherine: [During song] So what if we have the same mother. Tonight I'm gonna Fuck my Brother.
Mitch: Getting pussy, no matter what.
Bruce: Even if it with dirty slut.
Ox: True love is what I want the most.
Fat Short Order Cook: I just jerked off in your French toast.
Malik: I'm only in this song because I'm the black guy.
3. Sky High
either my brain is screwed up by Felix or psychoed by Kei, to like this kiddo nonsense,nothing more to say
conclusion:
my girlfriend became my arch enemy, my arch enemy became my best friend, my best friend became my girlfriend
4. Deuce Bigalow: the European Gigolo
- hilarious, to me
- stupidly funny, funnily stupid
- many lessons learnt
from that litte black kiddo, he's most handsome in da show
- whatever, i bet that thing doesnt even work, you stupid he-bitch
- it was some weird guy, he was trying to touch my balls
5. Finding Neverland
- just...nice
- the dog, the dog, it's so ooorhhh my...
carry 1 very important msg:
life sucks n unfair, the only way to survive---keep on cheating urself, in a nice way of course
*movies may be watched legally and expensively in the movies or watched illegaly but wonderfully cheap or even free event hough a bit outdated
i am just bored, homesick n bleh on a new year's eve, so loooong 2005.....